This Planet Sucks – An Alien Who Wants to Go Home

It landed, looked around and decided it didn’t like it here. The This Planet Sucks patch shows a green alien who makes no secret of its opinion about Earth. In short, it suits anyone who sometimes feels out of place – in traffic, in a meeting or simply on a Monday. Find more designs in our Embroidered Patches collection.

This Planet Sucks Patch Design

A bright green alien head with large black eyes glows inside a black circle. Above it, white letters curve to spell out “This planet sucks”. Meanwhile, a purple border frames the patch, so it looks like a real space mission badge. As a result, the green, white and purple stand out sharply against the black background. Indeed, it has a classic 90s alien vibe.

• Style: alien, 90s grunge, sci-fi, sarcasm
• Colours: black, neon green, white and purple
• Quality: dense stitching with a merrowed edge

A Gift for Out-of-This-World Friends

For example, give it to a sci-fi fan, an introvert, a UFO enthusiast or a friend who keeps talking about leaving the planet. It also makes a fun birthday surprise. Better still, pair it with another space patch as a small set.

Where to wear your This Planet Sucks patch

It looks great on a grey sweatshirt, a white hoodie or a canvas tote bag. On light fabrics, the black background and purple edge really pop. It also suits a backpack, a denim jacket or a cap. Also, pair it with our I Don’t Believe In Humans alien patch to form a whole alien delegation. Choose sew-on for daily wear, iron-on for a quick fix or velcro to move it around. To keep the colours bright, wash the garment inside out on a cool cycle.

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Tell Earth how you really feel – add the This Planet Sucks patch to your cart today!