If You Think I Hate You… I Probably Do

Why waste time with polite hints? The If You Think I Hate You patch answers the question before anyone asks it. It’s brutally honest and a little rude, so it suits introverts, grumpy coworkers and anyone with a resting “don’t talk to me” face. See more sarcastic designs in our Embroidered Patches collection.

How the If You Think I Hate You Patch Delivers the Punchline

First, two lines of white handwritten script set up the thought on a black rectangle. Then the third line, “I probably do.”, switches to red, so the punchline hits hard. Because the shape is compact, it sits well on a sweatshirt chest, a bomber sleeve or a messenger bag flap.

• Style: sarcastic humour, handwritten, grunge, streetwear
• Colours: white and red on black
• Quality: dense stitching with a merrowed edge

For the Grumpiest Person You Love

Ironically, this makes a great gift for someone you really like – a best friend with a sharp tongue, a sibling who hates mornings or a colleague who survives on coffee and silence. It works for birthdays, Secret Santa or just because.

Which backing to choose?

Sew-on suits jackets and bags you use daily, iron-on attaches in minutes, and velcro lets you move it to a tactical bag.

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