I Speak Fluent Sarcasm – Native Level, Obviously

Some people learn French. Some learn Spanish. You, however, mastered sarcasm without a single lesson. The I Speak Fluent Sarcasm patch is your official certificate, and it saves you from explaining your humour to people who don’t get it. Find more witty designs in our Embroidered Patches collection.

I Speak Fluent Sarcasm Patch – Simple, Sharp, Readable

Three lines of white hand-lettered capitals sit on a black rectangle with softly rounded corners. There are no icons or extra colours, so the words do all the talking. As a result, the patch reads clearly on a grey tee, a yellow tote bag or a black denim sleeve.

• Style: minimalist, hand lettering, sarcastic humour, everyday wear
• Colours: white text on black
• Quality: dense stitching with a merrowed edge

Gift for Friends Who Answer Everything With a Joke

Perfect for the coworker with the driest humour in the office, the teenager who rolls their eyes at everything or the friend whose texts need a translator. Moreover, it’s a small, affordable add-on to any birthday gift.

Backing options: sew-on for permanent wear, iron-on for a quick DIY job and velcro when you need it on bags and gear.

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