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Bekijk meer ontwerpen in onze <a href=\"\/nl\/categorie\/geborduurde-patches\/\">Collectie geborduurde patches<\/a>.<\/p>\n<h2>Ontwerp voor de \u2018This Planet Sucks\u2019-patch<\/h2>\n<p>Een felgroene buitenaardse kop met grote zwarte ogen gloeit in een zwarte cirkel. Daarboven staan in gebogen witte letters de woorden \u201cThis planet sucks\u201d. De patch wordt omlijst door een paarse rand, waardoor hij eruitziet als een echt insigne van een ruimtemissie. Daardoor steken het groen, wit en paars scherp af tegen de zwarte achtergrond. Het heeft inderdaad een klassieke alien-sfeer uit de jaren 90.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Stijl: <em>vreemdeling<\/em>, <em>grunge uit de jaren \u201990<\/em>, <em>sciencefiction<\/em>, <em>sarcasme<\/em><\/li>\n<li>Kleuren: zwart, neongroen, wit en paars<\/li>\n<li>Kwaliteit: dichte stiksels met een merrowrand<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h2>Een cadeau voor vrienden die niet van deze wereld zijn<\/h2>\n<p>Geef het bijvoorbeeld aan een scifi-fan, een introvert persoon, een UFO-liefhebber of een vriend die het steeds heeft over weggaan van deze planeet. Het is ook een leuke verjaardagsverrassing. Nog beter: combineer het met een andere ruimte-patch tot een klein setje.<\/p>\n<h3>Waar kun je je \u2018This Planet Sucks\u2019-patch dragen?<\/h3>\n<p>Het staat geweldig op een <strong>grijs sweatshirt<\/strong>, een <strong>witte hoodie<\/strong> of een <strong>canvas draagtas<\/strong>. Op lichte stoffen komen de zwarte achtergrond en de paarse rand echt goed tot hun recht. Het past ook prima bij een rugzak, een spijkerjasje of een pet. Combineer het bovendien met onze <a href=\"\/nl\/product\/alien-patch-ik-geloof-niet-in-mensen\/\">\"I Don\u2019t Believe In Humans\" - alien-patch<\/a> om een complete buitenaardse delegatie samen te stellen. Kies <strong>opnaaibaar<\/strong> voor dagelijks gebruik, <em>opstrijkbaar<\/em> voor een snelle oplossing of <em>klittenband<\/em> om het te verplaatsen. Om de kleuren helder te houden, was je het kledingstuk binnenstebuiten op een koud programma.<\/p>\n<p>Bekijk ook de sleutelhangers op <a href=\"https:\/\/kabinam.lt\/\">kabinam.lt<\/a> of onze <a href=\"\/nl\/categorie\/emaille-pins\/\">Collectie emaille speldjes<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Laat de aarde weten wat je echt denkt \u2013 voeg de <strong>Deze 'Planet Sucks'-patch<\/strong> voeg het vandaag nog toe aan je winkelmandje!<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Het landde, keek om zich heen en was niet onder de indruk. 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